Goodfellas

What is said

What, what's really funny is, the fucking bank job away in Secaucus. I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds, laying down. He comes over, he says, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm resting." "Here you're resting? Got a fucking beach in a park." I said, "I'm resting." I know I'm resting, I'm resting. They pull me in, they start giving me all kinds of questions, you know, this and that. He says, "Oh, uh, so what are you gonna tell us, tough guy?" I said, "My usual, zero, nothing. I'll tell you, you fuck." He says, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "Alright, I'll tell you something. Go fuck your mother." Bing! Pow! You saw the paper hit, my head was up like this. He went quick. So now I'm coming around, you know, I start to come out of it. Who do I see in front of me? This big prick again. He says, "Oh, what do you want to tell me now, tough guy?" I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother." I thought he was gonna shit. Pow! He was a big cop. Really funny. Really funny. What do you mean, funny? It's funny, you know, it's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it? Tommy, you know, you got him wrong. Hey, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? Just, what? Just, you know, you're funny. You mean, what? Let me understand this, because I, you know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up, maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? Just, you know how you tell a story. What? No, no, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny. Get the fuck out of here, Tommy. You motherfucking, I almost had him. I almost had him. You stuttering prick, you. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.